Нед Авг 12, 2012 5:10 am by 
или по здрачовски... тук пускайте смешни неща свързани с Здрач.
аз ще потърся денсинг Роб
а ето примери за смешни неща:
You change your mind
Like Alice changes clothes!
He can’t hear me! I'm a freak,
I should know.
And he over thinks
Always speaks cryptically.
I should know
That he's too good for me!!!
Jake's hot, Edward's cold
Jakes: "yes!" but, Edward: "no!"
You're a vampire
And Jake's a werewolf!
We're wrong but we're right
It's not black and white.
You dump but make up,
We kiss and hitch up.
You! You say you don't want to stay with me!
but You, don't really want to go!
Jake's hot and you're cold
Jakes: "yes!" and Edward "no!"
You're here then you're gone
Jake's here, not for long
When you went away,
Jake and me
Were best buds.
I used energy
To try and hear your voice.
Used to crash, my new bike,
And jump off of cliffs.
I should have known
That Alice would see me
Jake's hot and you're cold
You're: "yes!", Jacob's: "no!"
You're a vampire
And Jake's a werewolf!
We're wrong but we're right
I'm dressed all in white.
You dumped but made up,
Let's kiss and hitch up.
You said you didn't want to stay with me!
but you didn't really want to go!
Jake's hot and you're cold
Kids? Yes! Marriage? no!
you’re here forever.
Jake's here, he won’t go.
Someone call Carlisle!
Got a case of strange vampire child
Stuck on the, Cullen’s sofa
Guarded by 3 wolves
The venom has spread
Now I’m one of the undead
Jake's hot but you're cold
My yes not my no
We're both vampires
And we have a child!
She’s wrong but so right
We're all sparkly white.
You dumped but made up,
We've kissed and hitched up.
You're hot but so cold!
My only true love!
Renesmee is out!
Jake's always around
Were wrong but so right
Jake no longer fights
You bite: I wake up.
We kiss: I like? Yup!!!
I really, really want to stay with you!
And now Jake is very happy too!
Jake's hot and you're cold
Vamp? Yes! Werewolf? no!
We're here forever,
ever and ever
сещате ли сее?
хот енд колд на Кейти
пускайте и вие народе!
аз ще потърся денсинг Роб
а ето примери за смешни неща:
You change your mind
Like Alice changes clothes!
He can’t hear me! I'm a freak,
I should know.
And he over thinks
Always speaks cryptically.
I should know
That he's too good for me!!!
Jake's hot, Edward's cold
Jakes: "yes!" but, Edward: "no!"
You're a vampire
And Jake's a werewolf!
We're wrong but we're right
It's not black and white.
You dump but make up,
We kiss and hitch up.
You! You say you don't want to stay with me!
but You, don't really want to go!
Jake's hot and you're cold
Jakes: "yes!" and Edward "no!"
You're here then you're gone
Jake's here, not for long
When you went away,
Jake and me
Were best buds.
I used energy
To try and hear your voice.
Used to crash, my new bike,
And jump off of cliffs.
I should have known
That Alice would see me
Jake's hot and you're cold
You're: "yes!", Jacob's: "no!"
You're a vampire
And Jake's a werewolf!
We're wrong but we're right
I'm dressed all in white.
You dumped but made up,
Let's kiss and hitch up.
You said you didn't want to stay with me!
but you didn't really want to go!
Jake's hot and you're cold
Kids? Yes! Marriage? no!
you’re here forever.
Jake's here, he won’t go.
Someone call Carlisle!
Got a case of strange vampire child
Stuck on the, Cullen’s sofa
Guarded by 3 wolves
The venom has spread
Now I’m one of the undead
Jake's hot but you're cold
My yes not my no
We're both vampires
And we have a child!
She’s wrong but so right
We're all sparkly white.
You dumped but made up,
We've kissed and hitched up.
You're hot but so cold!
My only true love!
Renesmee is out!
Jake's always around
Were wrong but so right
Jake no longer fights
You bite: I wake up.
We kiss: I like? Yup!!!
I really, really want to stay with you!
And now Jake is very happy too!
Jake's hot and you're cold
Vamp? Yes! Werewolf? no!
We're here forever,
ever and ever
сещате ли сее?
хот енд колд на Кейти
пускайте и вие народе!
- това ме уби 
